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	<description>Tickling your naughty bone</description>
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		<title>Why GOD..Why</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2011/04/whygodwhy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer : I hate giving disclaimers but this one sure needs one. Don&#8217;t take me as judgmental but want to bring some of my observations that has left me with no reasonable answer as WHY..Yes of course regarding my most favorite race of people called WOMEN. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; The very nature of girls is so fascinating <a href='http://vizard.me/2011/04/whygodwhy/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Enlightenment in BED</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/09/enlightenment-in-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/09/enlightenment-in-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 21:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently I had a dream. I was dead and I was at St. Peters gates. The entrance where you will be sent to Hell or Heaven depending on how much and what kind of FUN you had in your life. The whole place is as white as possible. All kinds of angels in transparent dresses, <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/09/enlightenment-in-bed/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Office Space</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/05/office-space/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/05/office-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 19:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[office humor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=271</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I say anything, I want to THANK all those lovely GALS, for your candid appreciations you people gave to me regarding my &#8220;No Entry&#8221; post. Nice to know that, you all changed your way of posing for camera and have a better decorum. I want you all to be as beautiFULL as possible. Stay <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/05/office-space/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Save the Tigers</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/04/save-the-tigers/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/04/save-the-tigers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[1411 Tigers remaining]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bengal Tiger]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=253</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is IT. The time has come for all of us to understand these big pussy cats. Everywhere we have been hearing this BUZZ word from Los Angels to Bengal. SAVE THE TIGERS only 1411 are left. While everyone is giving their share of contribution to this ecological problem, let this VIZARD take you still <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/04/save-the-tigers/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>No Entry</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/03/no-entry/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/03/no-entry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[indian saree]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=225</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The next best thing to being naked is to be in Saree. -Vizard. I don&#8217;t believe in cross dressing, but this lovely garment called Saree always brings me quivers down my spine and its surrounding areas. I get so fascinated to this wonderful clothing style am sure so would you. For me a lady in <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/03/no-entry/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>HIGH on FLY</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/03/high-on-fly/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/03/high-on-fly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=197</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all you naughty people out there. Regrets..! Been little out of this site. The reason is that my hands and fingers were busy doing lot other things these days. Hope you can understand. Anyway here I am with another series of my experiences and thoughts to share with you all. If you are a <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/03/high-on-fly/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A for Apple</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/02/a-for-apple/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/02/a-for-apple/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Big Bang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Revelations]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This topic goes way beyond time and space. To your fortune, some of those queries which Einstein couldn’t answer I will try to answer them here. Let me take you to that point which is called as the start of time. Nothing was there except God. Suddenly he said &#8220;Let there be LIGHT&#8221; and there was <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/02/a-for-apple/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Romancing with Hindi</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/romancing-with-hindi/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/romancing-with-hindi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hindhi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[indian languages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[language humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[STOP tricking your wicked brains reading the topic name. I am such a neat guy leading a decent life style. Please don’t drag me into your fixed thinking. I just love languages. Some I love, some I like. But nothing haunts me more than Hindi. I don’t know why, I always fall into a crazy <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/romancing-with-hindi/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Back is Beautiful</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/back-is-beautiful/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/back-is-beautiful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[back seaters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bike riders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coin box]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[female riders]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Prologue: After reading this post, your bike riding or your on road experience will never be the same again. I bet this post of mine will totally change the way you look at people and sure to bring lot of fun and naughtiness as well as ignite new ideas and make your journey less tiring <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/back-is-beautiful/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>Girl Talks</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/girl-talks/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/girl-talks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=70</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The best thing GOD did in his life was to create a WOMAN. Just this reason is more than enough for me to pray GOD and adore his creation. Love you GOD. Tusi Great HO. Despite my enormous respect, love, craving and fascination for his creation, I always end up funny when it comes to <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/girl-talks/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>What the F</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/what-the-f/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/what-the-f/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=51</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The times goes way back into my kidhood days where my class teacher Rani was teaching us singular and plural. Teacher was asking us to tell her the plural forms of certain words from her notes. The sequence went like this: Teacher : Charan tell me plural for lady? Charan  : Plural for lady is <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/what-the-f/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hot Blood</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/hot-blood/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/hot-blood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=45</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was some blood donation campaign in our office and all the people with higher blood levels went to donate their blood. Being a guy of the same kind I also went to donate my blood for the first time in my life. I have absolute no idea how the whole process goes. That whole <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/hot-blood/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wasabi and Soba</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/wasabi-and-soba/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/wasabi-and-soba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=24</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[JAPAN &#8211; The first thing we get to mind when we hear this word is an atom bomb .that Littleboy and the Fatman you remember? next comes their technology. The third picture will be of those hardworking ppl. I will talk about those nuclear stuff and that TRICKnowledge later, but here i want to tell <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/wasabi-and-soba/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Blushing while Flushing</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/blushing-while-flushing/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/blushing-while-flushing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=14</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hahahha&#8230;as most of the foreigners, I also became the scapegoat to the technology these Japanese have. Bagging the credit of shitting in 9 different countries of Europe above all being a typical Indian, wherever I go to do my calls I used to go with a coke bottle or some pet bottle, that too into <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/blushing-while-flushing/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>oxyMORONS</title>
		<link>http://vizard.me/2010/01/oxymorons/</link>
		<comments>http://vizard.me/2010/01/oxymorons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vizard.me/?p=1</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OXYMORON &#8211; This is one among those few words which describes Me. This script was written by me some ages back but edited according to this day and place, and want to host this online here. The beauty of this article lies in my idea &#8211; to write and article on OXYMORONs, by not writing <a href='http://vizard.me/2010/01/oxymorons/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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