May 222010
 

Before I say anything, I want to THANK all those lovely GALS, for your candid appreciations you people gave to me regarding my “No Entry” post. Nice to know that, you all changed your way of posing for camera and have a better decorum. I want you all to be as beautiFULL as possible. Stay young, Stay  fit, Stay naughty.

Back to business. ONE-SIN-a-while we come across things which goes far more embarrassing than we can ever imagine. Especially at our work places. So here I am going to narrate few of my classified experiences or ideas I have undergone while working in and around the office space.

There is this special period of time where we have lot of releases in project and managers come and speak the same stuff for each and every celebration. At this time we got a mail saying as “Sweets at my DESK” from one of our colleague for he is blessed with a baby boy. We all went to CONGRATULATE him and along the group came our Senior manager. He said “Good job Dev, keep up the momentum and the pendulum swinging, I am proud of you and company needs people like you”. We were all startled hearing these lines. There was a drop of silence in that cubicle. On top still not realizing the reason for the sweets he said, you should share your experience and do the knowledge transfer on this to all our team members. I was more than happy to attend that session in case it happens, but our immediate project manager whispered to that BigBoss saying, “This Dev is not that Dev, who won the customer appreciation award for his work”….beeeeeeeep went the alarm in everyone’s mind. 😛

Similar incident regarding child birth happened in one past project of mine. Hope I won’t get fired for writing this. This Manager is one workcoholic and almost he stays in office for 13-14 hrs excluding the travel time. Once he has sent a mail to the entire team saying that, “He is blessed with a baby boy, sharing this happy news with you all”. Now everyone is totally surprised as how can this happen..! And everyone was eager to see the baby, just for the reason by any remotest chance looks like that manager who is supposed to be its father as per the mail at least. But alas the baby looked more like its mother. Ask me no Questions I tell no lies. The doubt is still persisting.

This crazy incident happened recently. I cleared some certification and sent this mail “Sweets at my desk”. One girl who recently got married came for the sweets and the conversation went like this:
She : Congratulations.
Me  : Thank you. Have some sweets.
[She took the sweets and was searching for something else]
She : No namkeen*?? Oh no, I like SALTY stuff only. No sweets.
Me  : Oh yeah, you are MARRIED now, I can understand.
[For readers : Namkeen is hot n salty kind of Indian snacks]

I said this line in a way, as she is married and want to watch her weight, so no sweets.
But she took my line in a different way and BLUSHED, the reason which I don’t want to discuss here. She was happy anyway. So am I.

This incident I always keep sharing at any of my social gatherings. There was this project where to compile the code we need to make a folder with a name as “permanent” folder. So the name of the folder can vary as perm1, perm2 depending as per the compilation version. Some people use the first letter of their names for identification. For example I used to make it as Vperm1, Vperm2 etc. Once my onsite manager wanted to check some common permanent folder section and he opened the database. The whole database was consisting of folders named as Sperm1, Sperm2, Sperm3 as if we hacked into some Sperm bank. Nearly 25 people across different geographies were in that live net meeting and this folder was opened through the projector and the whole screen was full of Sperms with numbers assigned to them. Oops missed to tell you all, that folder belongs to one of our colleague whose name is Sagar and he used S as an identifier for his folders. It was an embarrassing situation to all the women and men who were attending that live meeting but my manager cracked a joke saying – Yeah now I can understand why we are 2nd largest in the population. Rest is history.

There were those times where we used to have a graffiti board before we enter our floor. Wherever there was any movie screening in our campus we used to write the movie name under the section FLICK OF THE WEEK. Once the situation happened such a way that, it went beyond explanation and embarrassed the whole tower. A print out with big fonts saying “FLICK OF THE WEEK – CLINT EASTWOOD”, was pasted on the footer end of the board due to lack of space anywhere else. Someone has dragged a chair to that board and the beading of the chair covered the last part of the script making it look as the below pic. That made the letters LI together started  looking like the letter U.

Now imagine how much crowd would have got gathered for that movie. Hope supersedes anything else. Add your comments and share your office/work related experiences with all our fellow readers.

Please share if any of your bone got TICKLED
Rating 4.53 out of 5

  16 Responses to “Office Space”

  1. You are a wicked Vizard. Keep’em coming.

  2. amazing…. wait for my turn …

  3. Laughter……..the only word which follows after reading ur amazing space saga…….cant tell which space ousted which one…… simple thing written with brilliant sophisticatedness…..i loved it….especially the kid which looked like its mother……

    VIZARD S PRETTY AccountABLE WHEN IT COMES TO HUMOUR
    SPREAD ON VIZ.

  4. what was Sperm count of Sagar?
    😀

  5. as if we hacked into some Sperm bank.///

    =))

    i’ll never forget this line for sure…

    ninnu pogadataniki na vocal cords lo words levu!!!

  6. 5/5 for the dev manager one !! hahahaha…..

  7. Loved this piece..! laughter pearls from ocean of stressful office life :).. awesome..! subtly written, neatly articulated..amazing wits…! u are rocking :)…!
    ……and 13-14 hrs…hahahaaa ;)…

  8. hahaha…as u said was unable to control my laugh..Godd hilarious..sply the manager Dev one:P

    • laugh shud never be controlled. there r other things to be controlled. but atleast as per my feeling laugh doesn’t fall into that league.

  9. Your powers of observation & narration is really good.. And i think you have one very twisted sense of humor.. and I mean that in a good way.

  10. Hey V… back with a bang…!!
    yeah…
    as you anticipated, i could visibly SEE many of the gurls taking care especially when they appear infront of a camera… 🙂
    OOhahahaa…
    hilarious…
    no comments about the manager’s wishes and your graffiti board…
    now temme, who pulled the chair… dont say, you didnt…;)

  11. nice one bro……….ur blog is ultimate……and the post is superb as well…….keep gng ……..i thought the last one in other way(clint eastwood thing)

  12. Great narration and great observation brother. The comic genre suites u a lot try narrating a novel some time

  13. Funny stories, I wished to have experiences like that sometime in my life :). Good one!

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